@ FuNnY cOnVeRs@t!oN

Hello again…

Today I have a nice chat with mummy… hehe.. let me type out to share with you all the funny & cute conversation with my lovey dovey mummy…

Note: mummy as auntie

Mummy: * lying on the floor*

Me: auntie…auntie

Mummy: *stil dun1 bother me*

Me: Auntie! Auntie! Auntie!

Mummy: apalah ahmoi…(wat lar gal)

Me: apalah auntie…tak miao (mau) layan saya.. (watlah auntie, dun1 bother me)

Mummy: apalah…auntie tengah pikir pikir mah… ( watlar.. auntie was thinking bout something)

Me: auntie ada apo nah pikir? ( auntie thinking bout wat?)

Mummy: auntie tengah pikir bila anak auntie mau kahwin.. (auntie think bout when will my children get married)

Me: wah… auntie bigitu cepat mau anak kahwin ar? (wah…so fast auntie want ur children get married)

Mummy: takdelar…..cakap cakap aje (nolar nolar…talking bout nonsense only)

Me: haha..kalau auntie mau anak auntie kahwin, auntie misti pergi cari boyfren untuk dia lar… (haha..if auntie want ur children married, auntie must go n find a boyfren for her lar..)

Mummy:hmmm….. *suddenly look at her new bag*

Me: auntie tengok ape? (auntie look wat there?)
Mummy: auntie mau tengok tengok beg auntie yg cantik tu le..(auntie looking at my nice handbag)

Me: ceh…bag tu bukanlah cantik sangat….lousy punya…sekejap sekejap rosak punya.. (ceh… the bag not very ncie only mah…lousy bag, later will spoil 1 day)

Mummy: apaler ahmoi… bag ni ar…sangat tahan punya ar…lu tengok tengok sini.. ( wat ler.. gal, this bag ar, very strong 1 ar… u see u see…) *look at the sewing of the bag*

Me: aiyah….. *nothing to say*

Mummy: *show me the bag with those show off face*

Few minutes later….i make roti bakar (toast bread) with peanut butter

Mummy: *looking at me.. the eyes like wanna tell me she 1 the roti bakar oso*

Me: wat u want? Wat u want? Wat u want I make for u..u tell me lar.. *gigle*

Mummy: I want I want itu roti bakar….

Me: wat lar? Wat roti bakar…

Mummy: neh itu itu B-R-E-A-D…

Me: oh….u 1 also isit? Aiyah…I make half for u lar..u want ornot?

Mummy: *she seem like dunnoe wat I’m talking becos she is not eng educated mom..just noe mandarin n malay* *nod the head*

Me: oklar….

Mummy: eh….lu tadi cakap ape? Ni shi bu shi shuo yao zhuo mian bao gei wo? (translate: isit u say wanna make the bread for me?)

Me: eh…u noe wat I’m taking ar?

Mummy: I noe little little bit only…

Me: heheh..notbad ar….rupa rupa auntie pun tau english ar..

Mummy: lu ingat auntie tak tau ar….auntie tau banyak banyak english word punya ya…

Me: yameh? Saya tak tau auntie noe 1 wor….

Mummy: I mau separuh only…I dun mau so besar..( I want half only, I dun1 so big piece)

Me: hahahahahahahahah….*laugh non stop…*

Mummy: hahah… eh…lu jangan ketawa auntie ya!! Aunite noe english ar..dulu dulu auntie tak ada belajar english punya..sekarang auntie tau sikit sikit…sudah pandai lor.. (haha..eh…u dun’t laugh at auntie lar.. last time auntie nvr learn english 1…now auntie noe little bit..so consider very good lor…)

Me: *just giv her eat the bread..*

Well…actually is kinda bad tat laugh at mummy who dunnoe english…soli ya mum..just wannakidding wif u only ler.. well…she is a ladies who live in fisherman village…last tiem they din have a high education..just aftr standard six..they have to stop study to help their parents to catch fish..dry up the fish…everything have to do…

So they really dun have any chance to touch the book…so now she always tel us to study hard…n always ssay tat actually she can study well..she have a clever mind..can learn things very fast….but becos of her parents, dunnoe hwo to make their children be a clever gal..so …..

I admit tat my mom is very clever..u noe y? becoa last time ar..they dunahve $$ to buy vege, so they just eat fish..becos they cathc fish 1 mah…so eat fish lor… fish really can make ppl be more celver…wif the protien of the fish…

So mummies out there..if u 1 ur toddler, children more celver… let them eat fish a lot lar..every meal le tthem eat fish…it helps!!